How Not to Have a Meeting

1. Take your Phone with you When you are in a meeting with your colleagues, make sure you have your phone with you so that you can answer it. Remember, that PPI isn’t going to claim itself, and you still haven’t had a call about that car accident you were in four years ago. It will be any day now! The more times it buzzes on the desk, the more important you will look. People will feel honoured that you have given your time to be there. Be sure to check your messages every four to five minutes to make sure you don’t miss those memes in the group chats, or that special offer text from your local pizza delivery company. When it rings, be sure to answer it in front of everyone, exclaiming that you are in a meeting and cannot talk. This will make the caller realise that…